ue I'm More Than Just a Mom...I Think: Conversations With an Almost 4-Year-Oldu

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Conversations With an Almost 4-Year-Old

"Mommy, how many more sleeps until Halloween?"

"365, honey."

(wailing) "NOOOOOOOOOOO, that's not even a real number!!!!"


"Mommy, Simba's in my carseat. Tell him to get out. He's not even a person!"


"Zack, flush the potty, there's pee in there"

Zack (who didn't go to the bathroom, even though he tried) "No, there's not! You're LYING!"


*Listening to The Scientist by Coldplay* "Mommy, why is Coldplay sad?"

"His name is Chris Martin, honey"

"Oh, why is Chris Martin sad, mommy?"

"I don't know, because his girlfriend left, I guess?"

"Where did she go?"

"Um, I don't know?"

"To the store, probably."


"Mommy, Cassie (or Alex, take your pick) is being mean to me. Will you hit her?"


(Talking to Cassie's friend, Brandon) "Um, you don't say shut up."


"Only my mommy say shut up. It's only for girls."


"Mommy, I wanna go to NY with you and chill."

"Do you know what chill means?"

"It means cuddle."

"Mommy, when will I be older than Alex?"

"Honey, you will never be older than Alex because he was born before you."

"I won't never be older than Alex?"

"No, sweetie."

"Oh. When I'm 15 I will be older than Alex?"

"No, honey."

"Oh. When I'm 1, I'm older than Alex."

"No, Zacky, you're 3 now."

"I'm gonna be 4 in Bezember."

"That's right, 4 in December. December what?"



"Mommy, I don't say that bad word right?"

(confused) "What bad word, honey?"

"Fuck out the house"

Ooops. No more Six Feet Under in the background ;)


Blogger Carrie said...

OMG I LAUGHED MY FAT ASS OFF!! Those were hilarious, Cathy!

6:33 PM  

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